Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked cancer so hard he gave it AIDS.
Whenever Chuck Norris' wife asks him nicely to do the dishes he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
If the axiom, "You are what you eat" is true, then Chuck Norris is a combination of monster truck tires, Godzilla, and magma from the earth's most active volcanoes.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
As a child, Chuck Norris enjoyed long walks on the beach, particularly Iwo Jima and Normandy.
When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Whenever Chuck Norris' wife asks him nicely to do the dishes he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
If the axiom, "You are what you eat" is true, then Chuck Norris is a combination of monster truck tires, Godzilla, and magma from the earth's most active volcanoes.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
As a child, Chuck Norris enjoyed long walks on the beach, particularly Iwo Jima and Normandy.
When Chuck Norris wants a salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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