When Chuck Norris works out he sweats fortitude.
Chuck Norris's heart beats once a week.
Chuck Norris's dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
If Chuck Norris had a dollar and you had a dollar Chuck Norris would kick your ass and take your dollar.
Chuck Norris is considered a prime number in certain schools in Ontario.
Chuck Norris once inhaled a seagull.
Chuck Norris's poop is used as currency in third world countries.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris eats coal and shits diamons.
Ever see the Grand Canyon? Chuck Norris has nothing to do with it, he just went there once on a family vacation.
At least part of my purpose in writing this blog is to discover parts of myself and hope that some of my discoveries and the insight I gain from them might help or inspire others. So, why Chuck Norris jokes? Because they are immature, crude, overused, tacky, but most of all, because when I really needed to smile, I opened my friend's book of Chuck Norris jokes and laughed until I cried. Take a break from stressful and ridiculous APUSH essays and from reading The Great Gatsby, and from calctastic integrals and do something that makes you truly smile from the inside out. Embrace it. Embrace yourself. Even the parts that somehow appreciate the really lame humor of Chuck Norris jokes.
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